The Gentleman Test – Yet Another Poll To Tell You Who You Are

On the show this morning I saw that FOX news was going through an interesting list of things that "gentlemen" never do.  The I found it on the internet and I have to talk about it.

Apparently a survey was taken and a group of people that I'm assuming were made of these "gentlemen" were asked if they did certain things.  I have to admit I do these things and I know people who think they are at the top of the mountain that do these things too.

So let's check this out.

If you read this and see something that you do during your day it definitely doesn't mean that you aren't a gentleman.  Because this is a survey... and survey's are worthless.

So The Tennessee Kid is featured up there because I couldn't find more of a gentleman in our pre used pictures.  So thanks for showing class over swag Timberlake.

Here's the list.

1.  Wear a pre-tied bowtie - I'm not a bowtie guy but if I was... it would definitely be pre tied.

2.  Drink Malibu coconut rum - Okay, I don't do this one.

3.  Buy bright-colored pants - Don't do this one either.

4.  Tweet - Definitely don't do this unless it's for work.

5.  Put product in his hair - I have a ton of product in my hair right now.

6.  Write with a cheap ballpoint pen - I wish you could see the coffee cup full of these on my desk.

7.  Forget his wristwatch - I don't even wear one.. So technically I wouldn't ever forget it.

8.  Walk out on a play - As mentioned on the show, the only play's I've been to, I've been featured as an actor. ie: Frosty the snowman, 3rd grade.

9.  Own a cat - I've had a couple cats.

10.  Finish his food before everyone else - Also featured as a big one on the show.  It's impossible for me to finish my food before my friends because they are freaks of nature and they eat like malnourished lions.

So after finishing my survey.  I learned that I am 60% Gentleman and 40%... whatever the opposite of a gentleman is.  I suppose it's the difference between swag and class.  But hey... 60% not bad.  I learned from high school that 60% is a "D" and that's passing!!  Stay gold pony boy..